Coming to University, my department assign a pet for us every semester...except one so far. Without it, we cant graduate.
According to the time schedule, we are required to walk our pet for 4 hrs/week at least. Not to mention constant vet visits to ensure they have the best treatment with the department. Recently in this semester, they are more rigid as they know that more and more people cant take care of their pet. So, they want us to bring our pet for checking once every week. Oh ya, there is also a trivia quiz on the general knowledge on our pet every monday. This is to ensure that we know what our pet demands when they are making noise.
Taking care of our pet is a good training. It is to train our determination and to ensure that only those who are caring, patient and careful and meticulous are allowed to graduate. Also, it is about responsibilities. We are assigned a pet and we have to keep track of it's health and appointment dates. Man, now I know why they hire secretary.
However, our pet is rather demanding. Nonetheless, different people have different experience. Some bond better with their pet, so they wont demand too much attention. Some owner cant bond with their pet. Some cant even bother to bring them for check up and only prepare their pet on the checking day itself.
Too bad...we cant escape. It is foe our good too but taking care of a pet is really time-consuming. But I thank god that they are not giving babies or it would be terrible. I heard that next semester, we are assigned a bigger pet where more people are assigned to take care of it. Wow, must be a huge one coming up. Enough said, I think my pet is whinning and need my attention.
Alright, where the hell did I save my Lab Report??
1. Nerd boy package:- Study for my 2 Exams. Finish my homeworks. Revise my homework. Read my assigned reading. Write my term paper. and drink a lot of coffee. Pros- good preparation for exams. Cons- I'd been doing a lot of those in weekdays! (I lied...)
2. Bad boy package:- Go out kicking asses and clubbing till my leg is worn out and have to crawl home from the bar. Oh ya, got to steal a thick leather jacket. (Some @$$holes stole mine and I am just returning the favor to a lucky person) Pros- gotta waste my night away. If llucky I might witness some gays/lesbians action Cons- need $$ and I am not thick-skinned enough to ask girl to buy me drink in exchange of my butt
3. Player package:- Attempt to court this crazy russian blonde. Ask her out and go dance Salsa with her...and check out other hot latinos at the same time. Some asian chic can be quite hot but that is another story...I dont check out my friends... Pros- Good optical stimulant Cons- My Salsa sucks big time, most likely end up as museum patron- see only, no touch!
4. Bored package:- play pool and pinball. Chat random stuff with the girl taking care of the place...opps...she works on Friday. Pros:- Relatively cheap Cons:- Lonely Saturday...so sad...
5. Old man package:- play chess with my roommate. eat ground nuts. drink chinese tea. Pros:- Good roommate bonding Cons:- Been bonding for quite a while already. Need variations (not THAT, you sick perverts!!)
6. Religious package:- read the bible and pretend to be enlightened by murmuring some random stuff that only my flea, would understand. Pros:- Could be close to God Cons:- I know I am lying if I said I am religious!
7. Rebelious package:- Go out for whole day and threathen to commit suicide after 10 hours of dissapearing. Pros:- Get all the attention I want Cons:- You read the story of boy who cries wolf, didnt you?
I think the best way to spend my saturday is to Sleep through it! My tired body need to recharged. And later wake up continue flirting with this funny girl in msn while chatting with another not so ugly one at the same time...if they are not offline.
//I postphoned this blog till now bacause today is his birthday//
Damn, continuation of my unlucky episode (on 7Oct). My 95% good 5% evil friend, J didnt emailed me. His girlfriend emailed me instead to ask me write him a birthday message. I hate that, because it makes me look like I am writing because she reminded me...I wanted to write something even before she emailed me...that looks bad on myself...oh well, another bad luck day.
Whatever, instead of a simple politically polite birthday message "Dear J, happy birthday, hope you would live long life and have happiness" I want to write something more.
Here are something that could be related to my friend J:
Jay Chow fan...at one time, not sure what now Omnipresent...like a stalker, would literally bug you non-stop if he's hitting on you Happy-go-Lucky...24 hrs happy-looking-face but sure he is DAMN LUCKY Noisy... A rare crap-non-stop species; slice his tongue and he could still talk in sign and body languages Punk...sometimes that's what I called him. He is a punk-wanna-be Hillarious...trust me on that one Adorable...Baby face, dimple, fair, (a little) spoilt; if you hate babies, you'd hate him Naughty...mischievious...lil'devil...those things along the line Guy...yes, he is straight and heterosexual
I have to search all over in the internet and I came across his beautiful picture when he was born. Man, he' so lucky that someone actially posted his baby picture.
That's him!!!
That's just a part of him that I would describe here. Despite being a social animal (he called himself Fat Pig aka Fei Chu in ICQ or Dugong), he is a very caring person. Acting tough too sometimes. Thanks for being a friend...You taught me many things. Would definitely cherish those moments- of good and bad, ups and downs, happy and sad, and ultimately the value of life and death ;-)
Wish you 21st Happy Birthday and hope you wont got wasted. Wait till we got back and get wasted together.
PS: Sent this to his girlfriend after 2 hours receiving the email. What you see now may have been modified slightly. Of course, this picture was not created until after my exam.
Woke up at 930, thanks to my roommate. Not that I havent done that before rather waking at such bright hour and yet feeling tired is not common. Normally I would be fully awake if I wake up after 900. Hence, I miss my first class by default. Thanks to my roommate who assume that I would skip the class. So roommate, what makes you think I would skip my class??
CASE STUDIES: Sophomore year, skipped most of my class, already could be categorized as a amatuer skipper CASE STUDIES: Skipped my 830-1200 class last week set a predecendant case. CASE STUDIES: Skipped my 900-1100 class yesterday with my brain's unanimous support.
My lawyer said it is impossible to win this case. Not enough supporting evidence to argue and it is srucial to overturn those cases.
Next agenda:
Curse of a Cute Japanese girl, M. Yesterday was rejected harshly by her...not what you are thinking, you sick perverts! She promised to come to this Malaysia cultural event if possible and she did come, just to say 'Hi' and left...It's like a hot bitch chatting with you while stopping at the traffice junction, "Wanna ride...opps, it's green light, gotta go...(accelerating indefinitely)"
Then missed my 830 class...you know that. But the point is I would somehow see her right after my class- she has her class there in the same classroom. Missing class means 1 less chance of seeing her...but I met her after my second class. (hmm...i should decribe this visually)
So we met at the cross section of our projected pathway, in a function of time, t=1200. It was just a second or two nonetheless. Good, I didnt miss the stalking ritual. But after that cross section with the polite Hi-Bye gesture, we left...The path way would have been like this (the red one) if I manage to add a few more variables, such as "Wanna go lunch together?" or "Opps, need to get lecture notes from your roommate..." Man, I wasnt fast enough...bad day.
Following up next is in the bus, the moron bus driver braked suddenly; maybe due to some moron driver in front of him stopped suddenly; whom maybe due to another moron pedestrian decided to cross the street suddenly. What a chain reaction, I hate stupid pedestrian. Due to imbalance of frictional force and reaction force, combined with laminal flow profile, momentum force, drag force and body force (actually we can ignore body force if we change the axis) cause him to flow in the direction of bus velocity. End result, he tumbled and fall. That wasnt me. But bad luck, I should go in front and being a hypocrite by asking if he broke his backbone and other stuff...I had demonstrated to the world that I am an ignorant bastard that take joy on other's suffering...(no I didnt enjoy it, I was trying to sleep)
Got home. Received message from friend, asking where I'd gone yesterday and why didnt I reply her message. Replied her..."Dont force me to go through the message history" "I replied via msn" blah blah blah...she got freaked out for a moment. Almost wanted to print screen of msn message history file.
Forecast: I would still scratching my head despite going to TA office hour. Pretty sure that he wont give away answer like selling leak questions in Malaysia. Foreseeing myself got stuck with homework. Then the exam tomorrow. Most likely whatever that I had read would not be coming out. Cumulation of bad lucks.
They said to take a shower to get rid of your 'sui' (badluck-ness). Probably true. I didnt take shower for (3) days already. Let's see if the myth is true.
UPDATES: Missed TA Office Hour although trying hard not to. Shower thingy is just an urban legand
