Disclaimer: pure imagination gathered from random stories told/read. If it happens, it is purely coindicent. (Those legal disclaimer terms you saw before the start of any drama series)
What I gathered after reading an article from www.jeffooi.com entitled "[url=http://www.jeffooi.com/archiv...]Police's new scoreboard[/url] " It's in typical malay slang, so those who doesnt know Bahasa Melayu, I apologise, I am not a good samaritan. You can learn it from me though :P
case 1-
POLIS: "Oh, (looking at sticker) kerja kat SM TMN XXX, you sudah hampir 60km/j, lain kali slow sikit, tau?"
DREBAR PROTON: "Ya, tuan"
case 2-
POLIS: "You tadi sudah cross divider, tau tak? Ini salah tau?" (expecting you to plead)
DREBAR MERCZ: "Sorry la tuan, tolong la. Saya kali pertama datang sini, tak tau mar."
POLIS: "Tak boleh. Sekarang manyak susah. Mana lesen?" (a stern-looking face)
DREBAR MERCZ: "Tolong la, saya betul betul tak tau mar..." (giving him your license)
POLIS: "You sign kat bawah ni." (hand you a small clip board with empty papers)
DREBAR MERCZ: "Belakang sini?" (flipping to the next page, put a few red color notes, put the first paper back on top)
POLIS: "Ya, kat sana." (smile)
POLIS: "Lain kali jangan buat lagi, tau? Bawak cam ni banyak bahaya." (return you your license)
case 3-
POLIS: "You tadi bawak manyak laju, you tau tak?" (stern-looking face)
DREBAR FIAT: "Tau, apa you mau? saman sama gua kah?" (buat muka dirt)
POLIS: "Ya la, I saman you $300." (taking out the ticketing book)
DREBAR FIAT: "Saman saman la, gua bayar nanti."
POLIS: "You mampu kah? nanti kena tunggu kat balai, manyak susah oh.." (stop writing...as if he's written something before that)
DREABAR FIAT: "Apa maksud?"
POLIS: "Tak mau I tolong?"
DREBAR FIAT: "Tolong macam mana?"
POLIS: "$100 I tolong you settle."
DREBAR FIAT: "$50! You saman sama gua pun boleh."
POLIS: "OK. OK. $50 pun boleh la..." (cursing your line of ancestors)
case 4-
POLIS: "You tadi bawak manyak laju, you tau tak?" (monster looking face)
DREBAR FIAT2: "Oh ya kah, sorry la tuan."
POLIS: "Ya la, semua orang bawak laju pun tak rasa punya. macam ni boleh kena saman tau?." (taking out the ticketing book)
DREBAR FIAT2: "Wah, I budak sekolah, tak mampu bayar wor. Tolong sikit boleh, bang?" (muka 50 sen)
POLIS: "You sekolah mana punya?" (stop writing as if...he's written something before that)
DREBAR FIAT2: "Tu Kolej XXX, dekat sana saja." (pointing at random building)
POLIS: "Betul betul budak sekolah?"
DREBAR FIAT2: "Betul, betul punya." (pretend to look for student ID)
POLIS "OK lah, you kali pertama, $100 saja la. Mana lesen?" (Hand you his ticketing book.)
DREBAR FIAT2: "OK." (Put 2 $50 notes under the license, return them together with his book)
POLIS: "Lain kali jangan buat lagi!"
DREBAR FIAT2: "Ya, bang."
Later you found out that your friend DREBAR FIAT1 just paid $50 and you drove back to the police officer.
DREBAR FIAT2: "Bang, tadi itu FIAT kena $50 saja la. Boleh kasi balik kah?"
POLIS: "Mana you tau?"
DREBAR FIAT2: "Itu bawak Fiat kawan I mar."
POLIS: "Ish...malang betul." (return one of your $50 bill)
Case 5-
POLIS: "Mana lesen?" (smart uniform with visible name tag and ID number)
DREBAR KANCIL: "Cilaka, ACA!" (cursing the whole PDRM as you saw 4 other officer with a van and flasing lights)
POLIS: "Apa you cakap?"
DREBAR KANCIL: "tara pa pa." (continue cursing silently)
posted by: Boon Hoe (reply)
post date: 09.17.04 (1:50 am)
lol, a good start to rival TV smith, lol. Um.. just thought I'd add something:
Case 6-
POLIS: Apasal potong lampu isyarat?
DREBAR: Sorry ye encik, anak lambat ke sekolah nih...
POLIS: Tunjuk lesen!
(DREBAR takes out licence, and shows him).
POLIS: (Turns red) Oh, sorry ye, puan. (Gives back licence) Kali ini, takpelah. (Salutes) Terima kasih, puan.
True story that I witnessed first hand... can you guess what just happened?
Reading back ... I think I just wrote a totally inane anecdote. And you asked me why I don't set up a blog of my own. Heck, this is months old anyway, doubt anyone or even you will see this. So, I'll just spam it with first things that comes to mind...
1. e4
2. of to la-la-land
3. Damn ...ooops, dang.... MCB 354 homework
4. Curse the system
5. Dear god, if I can undo what I know and learnt, and if it is your will, let it be so.
