Woke up at 930, thanks to my roommate. Not that I havent done that before rather waking at such bright hour and yet feeling tired is not common. Normally I would be fully awake if I wake up after 900. Hence, I miss my first class by default. Thanks to my roommate who assume that I would skip the class. So roommate, what makes you think I would skip my class??
CASE STUDIES: Sophomore year, skipped most of my class, already could be categorized as a amatuer skipper CASE STUDIES: Skipped my 830-1200 class last week set a predecendant case. CASE STUDIES: Skipped my 900-1100 class yesterday with my brain's unanimous support.
My lawyer said it is impossible to win this case. Not enough supporting evidence to argue and it is srucial to overturn those cases.
Next agenda:
Curse of a Cute Japanese girl, M. Yesterday was rejected harshly by her...not what you are thinking, you sick perverts! She promised to come to this Malaysia cultural event if possible and she did come, just to say 'Hi' and left...It's like a hot bitch chatting with you while stopping at the traffice junction, "Wanna ride...opps, it's green light, gotta go...(accelerating indefinitely)"
Then missed my 830 class...you know that. But the point is I would somehow see her right after my class- she has her class there in the same classroom. Missing class means 1 less chance of seeing her...but I met her after my second class. (hmm...i should decribe this visually)
So we met at the cross section of our projected pathway, in a function of time, t=1200. It was just a second or two nonetheless. Good, I didnt miss the stalking ritual. But after that cross section with the polite Hi-Bye gesture, we left...The path way would have been like this (the red one) if I manage to add a few more variables, such as "Wanna go lunch together?" or "Opps, need to get lecture notes from your roommate..." Man, I wasnt fast enough...bad day.
Following up next is in the bus, the moron bus driver braked suddenly; maybe due to some moron driver in front of him stopped suddenly; whom maybe due to another moron pedestrian decided to cross the street suddenly. What a chain reaction, I hate stupid pedestrian. Due to imbalance of frictional force and reaction force, combined with laminal flow profile, momentum force, drag force and body force (actually we can ignore body force if we change the axis) cause him to flow in the direction of bus velocity. End result, he tumbled and fall. That wasnt me. But bad luck, I should go in front and being a hypocrite by asking if he broke his backbone and other stuff...I had demonstrated to the world that I am an ignorant bastard that take joy on other's suffering...(no I didnt enjoy it, I was trying to sleep)
Got home. Received message from friend, asking where I'd gone yesterday and why didnt I reply her message. Replied her..."Dont force me to go through the message history" "I replied via msn" blah blah blah...she got freaked out for a moment. Almost wanted to print screen of msn message history file.
Forecast: I would still scratching my head despite going to TA office hour. Pretty sure that he wont give away answer like selling leak questions in Malaysia. Foreseeing myself got stuck with homework. Then the exam tomorrow. Most likely whatever that I had read would not be coming out. Cumulation of bad lucks.
They said to take a shower to get rid of your 'sui' (badluck-ness). Probably true. I didnt take shower for (3) days already. Let's see if the myth is true.
UPDATES: Missed TA Office Hour although trying hard not to. Shower thingy is just an urban legand
posted by: wen yen (reply)
post date: 10.07.04 (3:33 pm)
a stalker in making sia...u even know all her routes!! haha kidding...know u r going to tell me to go die :P Anyway hope u get rid of the bad luck soon la!
posted by: Hangedman (reply)
post date: 10.07.04 (7:10 pm)
you are right, "Go Die"
posted by: tomato (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (9:22 am)
ha. loo, since u re so good in stalking, why don't u take soem pictuers and starting posting it here. then i dun haf to know her as 'M'. hehehe.
posted by: Boon Hoe (reply)
post date: 10.09.04 (10:47 am)
i swear (not by god's name of course), that this post is the most hilarious I've seen today. You're quite funny la Loo lol. hey, laloolol.
posted by: Hangedman (reply)
post date: 10.10.04 (10:35 am)
heh, tomato, I dont have to be a pathetic lousy pervertic irritating no-life paparazzi to take her picture. I am cool enough that she would be glad to take a picture with me...muahaha...(SHIT! Need to get a new battery for my camera.) Oh ya, how is your precious piggie? ;-)
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 10.13.04 (2:24 pm)
Yo, loo...... you can't use laminar flow in describing the individual pedestrian. The's not a fluid. human are NOT equal to toothpaste.....
posted by: Hangedman (reply)
post date: 10.14.04 (8:37 pm)
yes, it could be described in laminar profile. I am not going to elaborate it as proofing it would require a whole new blog. But trust me, it COULD be done. I'd derived many practical theories and dont argue with me.
